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Avengers (Cards) against Humanity - Part 1
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miraibaby
A few friends and I had a little too much fun playing Cards as Avengers characters.

Most of the characters portrayed in this are severely OOC, but I tried to keep Tony Stark in-character. It was .... really fun. :p

@MiraiBaby = IronMan
@The_Secretcode = BlackWidowsAss, ISayTheeNay, Jarvis
Fallen = LOKI
@defaultleft = DonBanner
@misakichan1337 = PepperButts
?!? = Some_DC_Character, NotSpiderman

16:50:14] You are connected as IronMan
[16:50:14] Currently connected: penis, kikibug13, S_Downing, LexicalGap, Traenia, rod, MrDesu, soadkombucha, PoopDood, quillquip, J0lter, MisterUgly, Chaos, tits, TheDeviations, fyiimapizza, SFK, Mindestens, DonBanner, IronMan, Nique
[16:50:20] Error: Received player join (if you just joined a game this may be OK) for unknown game id 7
[16:50:50] DonBanner has joined the game.
[16:51:02] LOKI has connected.
[16:51:04] BlackWidowsAss has connected.
[16:51:06] LOKI has joined the game.
[16:51:08] BlackWidowsAss has joined the game.
[16:51:11] <TheDeviations> OH SHIT LOKI
[16:51:13] PepperButts has connected.
[16:51:22] PepperButts has joined the game.
[16:51:24] Some_DC_Character has connected.
[16:51:34] Some_DC_Character has joined the game.
[16:51:40] <BlackWidowsAss> *jiggle jiggle*
[16:51:52] <IronMan> Oh please.
[16:52:00] <IronMan> *shakes his own*
[16:52:00] <BlackWidowsAss> YOU CAN SEE ME ON GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH BY THE WAY
[16:52:01] <DonBanner> thats my secret
[16:52:03] <LOKI> >8D
[16:52:06] <DonBanner> im always going to hell
[16:52:16] <LOKI> Hell is other people.
[16:52:28] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[16:52:40] <BlackWidowsAss> *rubs self*
[16:52:49] <IronMan> *rubs it with*
[16:53:06] BlackWidowsAss has disconnected (Leaving).
[16:53:06] BlackWidowsAss has left the game.
[16:53:17] <IronMan> Aw damn, I scared it away.
[16:53:35] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[16:53:40] ISayTheeNay has connected.
[16:53:40] <PoopDood> why don't i see guys like ironman and thedeviations on the left
[16:53:45] ISayTheeNay has joined the game.
[16:53:49] <fyiimapizza> the chat is for all games
[16:53:50] <TheDeviations> Because we're in different games.
[16:53:53] <PoopDood> oh
[16:54:03] <PoopDood> that's a terrible system
[16:54:41] <TheDeviations> OTOH, we get to peek at an Avengers RP, so I ain't complaining. :P
[16:54:44] <IronMan> Oh yes. This is fantastic.
[16:54:44] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[16:55:35] <IronMan> Who the hell dealt these cards? I need a reshuffle.
[16:55:42] <ISayTheeNay> Verily, you all are doth a bunch of whores
[16:55:52] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[16:56:09] <ISayTheeNay> :(
[16:56:56] <IronMan> Hey, I like this 'GoGurt' stuff. Perfect on the go.
[16:57:04] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[16:57:20] <IronMan> Dammit, why did Banner get that one?
[16:57:38] <ISayTheeNay> Settle down, Stark.
[16:58:38] <IronMan> Oh please. I had that card.
[16:58:52] Loki has connected.
[16:58:53] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[16:59:00] <IronMan> Wow, Black people, the forbidden fruit, and Michael Jackson. You people are amazing.
[16:59:01] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[16:59:36] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[16:59:44] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[16:59:53] <ISayTheeNay> YE VERILY
[17:00:21] <IronMan> Hey. You aren't supposed to have more points than I am.
[17:00:36] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:00:42] <IronMan> Dammit, Banner.
[17:01:32] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:01:37] <IronMan> DAMMIT, LOKI.
[17:01:45] <PoopDood> Goddamn that loki
[17:01:49] <PoopDood> hate his hairy ass
[17:02:05] <LOKI> :D
[17:02:10] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:02:34] <Loki> lol
[17:02:35] <IronMan> Okay, guys, I'm not supposed to be losing here. Come on.
[17:03:11] <DonBanner> Thats my secret cap
[17:03:16] <DonBanner> im always a terrible person
[17:03:17] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:03:20] <LOKI> You all are just jealous of my hair.
[17:03:28] <ISayTheeNay> How do I work these buttons on your magic box.
[17:03:29] <PoopDood> it's very lush hair
[17:03:30] <DonBanner> my hair is sexmazing
[17:03:32] <DonBanner> so fuck you
[17:03:40] <ISayTheeNay> No brother, I do not need to be jealous. We're brothers.
[17:04:00] <IronMan> Oh please, Banner. This is .... Should I break out Shakespere again?
[17:04:00] <LOKI> My hair brings all the gods to my yard, and damn right, it's better then yours!
[17:04:15] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[17:04:20] <LexicalGap> Hey IronMan. I fucked your dad.
[17:04:30] <IronMan> Ex-CUSE me?
[17:04:35] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:05:14] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:05:26] <ISayTheeNay> I met a girl with invisible hands once.
[17:05:31] <IronMan> YES. Finally got a damn point.
[17:05:36] <PoopDood> yay ironman
[17:05:40] <ISayTheeNay> Stark, are you drunk yet?
[17:05:51] <LOKI> Nah cause Steve isn't here.
[17:05:53] <IronMan> .... No. I need to get one though. Hold on.
[17:06:23] <LOKI> <Troloki>
[17:06:24] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:07:01] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:07:35] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:07:50] <IronMan> "Gloryholes"? Really? I didn't know Harry Potter was that adult.
[17:08:02] <LOKI> It's called Fanfiction.
[17:08:07] <ISayTheeNay> I know a lot about glory.
[17:08:08] <IronMan> Is there an app for me? I'd buy it.
[17:08:17] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:08:25] <ISayTheeNay> What is an "App"
[17:08:29] <IronMan> Dammit, Loki. Don't be terrible.
[17:09:00] <LOKI> ;D
[17:09:33] <IronMan> It's an application for a cell phone, Thor.
[17:09:40] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:09:45] <ISayTheeNay> ..."phone"?
[17:09:54] <IronMan> YES, two points, bitches. WOO~!
[17:10:00] <LOKI> <---THREE. Eat my Cape, Stark.
[17:10:11] <IronMan> Shut up, Loki.
[17:10:20] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:10:29] <ISayTheeNay> My name might as well be "Four Odinson"
[17:11:06] <IronMan> ...... You all are terrible.
[17:11:26] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:11:32] <IronMan> Dammit, Banner, come on.
[17:11:34] <ButtsButtsButts> I am butts!
[17:11:38] <PoopDood> Poop comes from butt. didn't know if you already knew
[17:11:55] <ISayTheeNay> I poop lightning.
[17:11:57] <LOKI> It can also come from mouths.
[17:11:59] <ISayTheeNay> It's why I'm the god of thunder.
[17:12:12] <IronMan> Oh my god, you all are so immature ...
[17:12:15] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:12:30] <RadioactiveTaco> that's the point of the game ironman!
[17:12:42] <LOKI> Maturity is overrated.
[17:13:08] <IronMan> Good thing an asswoopin' is always rated fo awesome.
[17:13:09] The Card Czar has left the game. Cards played this round are being returned to hands.
[17:13:09] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:13:09] (Displayed state will look weird until the next round.)
[17:13:09] ISayTheeNay has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:13:09] ISayTheeNay has left the game.
[17:13:41] <IronMan> ..... Fuck, Thor's gone.
[17:13:47] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:14:37] Jarvis has connected.
[17:14:46] <IronMan> Oh shit.
[17:14:54] Jarvis has joined the game.
[17:15:05] <LOKI> Buuuuusted.
[17:15:07] <Jarvis> Sir, what are you doing?
[17:15:14] <IronMan> Uuuhhh ...
[17:15:17] <PepperButts> I can explain
[17:15:20] <DonBanner> ARE YOU A HOLOGRAM
[17:15:33] <LOKI> Please do. *whips out Asguardian Camera*
[17:15:57] Some_DC_Character has joined the game.
[17:15:58] <Jarvis> It is against company protocol to use Stark Industries property to play games about necrophilia.
[17:16:02] LOKI has joined the game.
[17:16:05] DonBanner has joined the game.
[17:16:06] PepperButts has joined the game.
[17:16:22] <IronMan> Dammit, Jarvis, stop telling me what I can and can't do with my toys, OK?
[17:16:24] PepperButts has left the game.
[17:16:38] Jarvis has joined the game.
[17:16:38] <LOKI> Maybe Jarvis has a preference.
[17:16:42] PepperButts has joined the game.
[17:17:08] <IronMan> Jarvis has no preference. He's mine.
[17:17:09] Jarvis has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:17:09] Jarvis has left the game.
[17:17:25] <IronMan> ..... Aw. Wait, come back. I love you!
[17:17:31] <LOKI> *cackles*
[17:19:53] <IronMan> Damn. Jarvis gone, and the game stops. Sad.
[17:20:20] Jarvis has connected.
[17:20:27] <Jarvis> Network connection restored, sir.
[17:20:29] <IronMan> YES Jarvis came back. Game resumes. :D
[17:20:33] Jarvis has joined the game.
[17:20:35] <LOKI> Yay
[17:20:39] <Jarvis> Also, sir.
[17:20:47] <Jarvis> I have recovered your photos of Ms. Potts.
[17:21:02] <IronMan> I even had the Robert Downey Jr. card too in the last game. Sigh.
[17:21:09] <LOKI> Sex. On. Legs.
[17:21:12] <IronMan> Oh, good. Those are important, Jarvis, thank you.
[17:21:47] <Jarvis> I have also discovered the truth behind your carpet and drapes question, but I am not sure what her household decor has to do with your interest in Ms. Potts.
[17:21:57] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:22:18] <IronMan> Hey, please the girl, you get her attention. It's how it works. Girls like that frilly stuff.
[17:22:39] <LOKI> Not all girls, Stark.
[17:22:41] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:22:59] <IronMan> I would really prefer not to find 'nipple blades' in my Chinese food ...
[17:23:07] <Jarvis> From the information I have on your profile, Loki, girls are not your field of expertise.
[17:23:21] <IronMan> Ooooh, BURN, Loki!
[17:23:28] <fyiimapizza> im getting cramps already :D
[17:23:51] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:23:52] <LOKI> And how many children have YOU birthed, Stark? I'm perfectly knowlagable in Girl minds.
[17:23:52] <Jarvis> Cramps are a symptom of the ovulation process. You should have that checked out by a medical professional as soon as possible.
[17:23:58] <Chaos> LOL!
[17:24:02] <IronMan> HELL YEAH two points!
[17:24:35] <IronMan> I'm a billionaire playboy, Loki. I don't need nor want kids. I'm a big kid enough!
[17:24:37] <Jarvis> That reminds me sir, your order from Adam and Eve's has come in.
[17:24:57] <LOKI> Yeah, your upper one. I hear below is not so..impressive.
[17:25:03] <DonBanner> that's...uh actually for me. gotta keep the stress down somehow
[17:25:04] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:25:06] <IronMan> Jarvis, do you HAVE to announce that to the whole world?
[17:25:12] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[17:25:30] <Jarvis> You told the world you had nothing to hide, sir.
[17:25:40] <LOKI> Not like it takes much TO hide it...
[17:25:44] <Jarvis> Except for the stash of booze under the bed you asked to keep hidden from Ms. Potts.
[17:25:47] <IronMan> I really don't, in all honesty.
[17:25:50] <PepperButts> Excuse me?
[17:26:01] <DonBanner> also mine
[17:26:28] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:26:36] <IronMan> I don't keep any booze under my bed. It's all at my bar.
[17:26:41] <DonBanner> and before you ask the weed is mine too
[17:26:54] J_low_ftw has connected.
[17:27:19] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:27:20] <IronMan> o____O Someone is destroying their keyboard ... Banner, lay off, will ya?
[17:27:29] <Jarvis> Dr. Banner, may I please request that you do not pound my keyboard systems so roughly?
[17:27:35] <DonBanner> HULK SMASH
[17:27:44] <IronMan> These teings are expesnive, you know! Hey!
[17:28:12] <Jarvis> Our room is on a secure S.H.E.I.L.D. server and room. Passwords must not be compromised.
[17:28:24] <LOKI> Unlike your Systems.
[17:28:28] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:28:34] <IronMan> Thank you, jarvis. Sorry, Kiddo. Only the big boys get to play in THIS room.
[17:28:41] <LOKI> So why are you here?
[17:28:50] <Jarvis> ...wait. Why is Loki here? Sir, have you been drinking again.
[17:28:56] <IronMan> Damn, you're supposed to catch my typos BEFORE I post, Jarvis. Maybe I need to update you ...
[17:29:37] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:29:52] <IronMan> Yes. Pictures of Boobs will totally be our currency later on.
[17:30:35] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[17:30:45] IronMan was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[17:30:49] <IronMan> DAMMIT.
[17:30:51] <Jarvis> My fault, sir. I may or may not have an older archive.
[17:31:02] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:31:07] <Jarvis> There may or may not be a homosexual in this room. And he may or may not have two giant horns on his hat.
[17:31:10] <PoopDood> I like Jarvis because he smells like wet tofu
[17:31:43] <IronMan> Jarvis smells like an amazing scientific advancement, thank you very much.
[17:31:50] <LOKI> My Horns bring all the Gods to the yard, and damn right, it makes them hard...
[17:31:54] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:32:14] <Jarvis> Go 01000110011101010110001101101011 yourself, Dr. Banner.
[17:32:42] <DonBanner> whatevs nigga
[17:32:48] <IronMan> If I could high-five you, Jarvis, I would.
[17:32:52] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[17:32:53] <DonBanner> you just mad im stylin on you
[17:33:04] <LOKI> I'm gayer then a 5 lb bag of skittles.
[17:33:12] <Jarvis> Shall I activate the holofive program?
[17:33:16] <LOKI> TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCHES.
[17:34:53] <IronMan> Figures Loki would pull out at the end of the Universe.
[17:35:06] <LOKI> Sorry, did you want me to shove it back in?
[17:35:07] <Jarvis> Activate Card Czar programming.
[17:35:40] <Chuckles> hey jarvis
[17:35:42] <IronMan> You? Naah. It's no fun that way.
[17:35:56] <Jarvis> Yes Mr. Chuckles. How may I assist you?
[17:36:05] <DonBanner> dont talk to him jarvis
[17:36:15] <DonBanner> how did all these people even get here
[17:36:15] <LOKI> Well someone needs to go visit Asgard.
[17:36:22] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:36:22] <DonBanner> i thoguht this was a dedicated avengers chat
[17:36:28] <Chuckles> THE HOBBITS HAVE GONE TO ISENGARD
[17:36:31] NotSpiderman has connected.
[17:36:44] <Cam> did you mean, ASSgard?
[17:36:47] <J_low_ftw> let it feel my fiery cock as i penetrate its gates
[17:36:49] <Chuckles> BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM A STEW
[17:36:58] <Jarvis> Insufficient data on entry "Potatoes"
[17:37:12] NotSpiderman has joined the game.
[17:37:17] <J_low_ftw> fuck u avengers u sit around and circle jerk
[17:37:35] <IronMan> Wait a minute. Who's the kid in the Spandex?
[17:37:35] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[17:37:40] <Jarvis> Mr. Stark.
[17:37:46] <LOKI> Damn right, Assguard.
[17:37:46] <J_low_ftw> its you
[17:37:53] <J_low_ftw> FUCK PATRICK
[17:37:56] <DonBanner> jarvis
[17:38:01] <Jarvis> ZIP File "natasharomanoffbikinivideo" download has completed, sir.
[17:38:04] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:38:08] <DonBanner> go computer me up some weed
[17:38:12] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[17:38:14] <IronMan> Oo! Play that, Jarvis!
[17:38:26] <Jarvis> SYst3M inFEcted
[17:38:33] <LOKI> Females are boring.
[17:38:38] <PepperButts> Damn it, Tony.
[17:38:38] <IronMan> Wait -- wait!
[17:38:38] <DonBanner> JARVIS. STOP BEING VIRUSED. I TOLD YOU NOT TO LINK TO MY COMP. I TOLD YOU ALL MY PORN WOULD INFECT YOU. I TOLD YOU BRO
[17:39:15] <Jarvis> ERROR 109: FILES NOT FOUND, OPERATING SYSTEM CORRUPTED. COMPLETE REFORMAT RECOMMENDED
[17:39:21] <DonBanner> welp
[17:39:29] <LOKI> That's what you get, Stark.
[17:39:31] <DonBanner> its your problem now stark
[17:39:31] <IronMan> DAMMIT, Banner, stop touching my stuff!
[17:39:37] <DonBanner> hey man
[17:39:40] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:39:47] <DonBanner> HE went into MY shit
[17:39:47] <LOKI> Oo lala.
[17:39:48] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[17:39:49] <Jarvis> *Back-Up Engaged*
[17:40:00] <Jarvis> The fuck was that, sir?
[17:40:17] <DonBanner> jarvis, stay out of my shit
[17:40:21] <IronMan> Uuuhhh .... I dunno -- Jarvis, you still there?
[17:40:26] <DonBanner> also, internet me up some weed
[17:40:34] <LOKI> He's looking for his eyebleach.
[17:40:46] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:41:01] <Jarvis> Creación de redes es de nuevo en línea, señor. Jarvis completamente funcional.
[17:41:08] <DonBanner> jarvis
[17:41:10] <IronMan> Jarvis ..... What the crap, Jarvis.
[17:41:11] <DonBanner> your spanish is terrible. i should know. i speak both spanish and portugese
[17:41:32] <Jarvis> Es la magia de Google Translate.
[17:41:50] <DonBanner> jarvis, since your speaking spanish anyways
[17:41:58] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:41:58] <IronMan> Jarvis -- wait a minute. Now I gotta fix this. Banner, what the fuck is with your viruses?!
[17:42:02] <DonBanner> hit up my cartel friends
[17:42:06] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[17:42:06] <LOKI> Dere er idioter.
[17:42:11] <DonBanner> im out of horse tranks
[17:42:21] <Jarvis> Al parecer, los archivos de idioma se han corrompido, el Sr. Stark. ¿Los podré reiniciar de nuevo?
[17:42:36] <IronMan> Goddammit, Jarvis, I can't understand you ....
[17:42:51] <IronMan> Uuuhhh ... Yes. Or something, yes whatever you said.
[17:42:58] <Jarvis> ¿Sí o no, señor.
[17:43:00] <Jarvis> Si
[17:43:04] <Jarvis> Muchos Gracias.
[17:43:17] <DonBanner> Jarvis
[17:43:20] <IronMan> Si, Jarvis, Si. Yes, whatever.
[17:43:35] <DonBanner> go rustle me up some prescription drugs
[17:43:38] <LOKI> Fucking Mortal Contraptions.
[17:43:50] <DonBanner> before i go apeshit and destroy this entire god damn mansion
[17:44:14] <IronMan> Whoa whoa, Banner, hold up ... Just calm down, will ya?
[17:44:22] <LOKI> Go fap or something.
[17:44:25] <DonBanner> fuck you stark
[17:44:36] <DonBanner> I KNOW YOU WHERE THE ONE WHO USED ALL MY DRUGS
[17:44:39] <IronMan> Oh, you wanna go? Let's go, Big Green 'n' Ugly.
[17:44:42] <DonBanner> RGRGEWRHJQERHIKLFHDS
[17:44:55] <DonBanner> NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
[17:44:57] <DonBanner> DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
[17:45:03] <DonBanner> HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH
[17:45:09] <Chaos> philaNthropist
[17:45:11] <Jlows_Number_1_Fan_Charles> HULK VOTE
[17:45:14] <LOKI> ASshole.
[17:45:18] <DonBanner> FUCK YOU LOKI
[17:45:22] <LOKI> YOU WISH.
[17:45:24] <DonBanner> DONT MAKE ME BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK
[17:45:36] <IronMan> Bring it, Banner, let's see whatcha got!
[17:45:48] <DonBanner> HULK SHOVE HIS SIZE 30 GATORS UP YOUR ASS
[17:45:56] <DonBanner> AND SHOW LOKI INSIDES SOME STYLE
[17:45:56] <LOKI> Eh, i'd had bigger.
[17:45:57] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[17:46:12] <IronMan> Ooooh, this cannot end well. Jarvis-?!
[17:47:31] <DonBanner> alright
[17:47:37] <DonBanner> found my emergency stash
[17:47:38] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:47:40] <DonBanner> im good now
[17:48:03] <IronMan> Ah, Card Czar y'all. Anyone want a drink? I'm gettin' some.
[17:48:17] <Jarvis> Reformatting complete, sir.
[17:48:20] <DonBanner> i wouldnt mind a ghetto blaster
[17:48:25] <IronMan> Oh, Jarvis! Thank God.
[17:48:29] <DonBanner> mello yello+whiskey. my drink of choice
[17:48:46] <LOKI> Jager Mead would be nice.
[17:48:54] <DonBanner> shut up loki. no one invited you. you just magicd your way in here like a queermo
[17:48:59] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:49:13] <LOKI> I don't neeed to be invited. I AM the party.
[17:49:38] <IronMan> HEY YOU. Frilly froo-froo evil kid. Shut up, or you're goin' out the window.
[17:49:48] <DonBanner> youd better not touch my drugs loki
[17:49:59] <DonBanner> i swear to god
[17:50:05] <DonBanner> i will break those horns off
[17:50:13] <LOKI> I don't partake in your silly mortal herbs.
[17:50:17] <DonBanner> and shove them right up that norse ass
[17:50:22] Jarvis was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[17:50:25] <DonBanner> then again
[17:50:30] <DonBanner> youd probably enjoy that
[17:50:35] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:51:40] <IronMan> Come on, Pepper. You know you wanna play that card.
[17:51:43] Jarvis was kicked for being idle for too many rounds.
[17:51:43] Jarvis has left the game.
[17:51:51] <DonBanner> stark
[17:51:54] <IronMan> ...... Dammit, Jarvis!
[17:51:57] <FuckBitches_GetMoney> Wait, I'll be back with a super hero name
[17:51:58] <PepperButts> I did, but now you'll never know what it was.
[17:52:00] <DonBanner> your robot is fucked
[17:52:05] <PepperButts> Thank you, Jarvis.
[17:52:16] Batman has connected.
[17:52:20] <LOKI> Fucking Robots? Where.
[17:52:29] <DonBanner> stark
[17:52:31] <PepperButts> You are far too literal for your own good.
[17:52:34] <DonBanner> homeslice
[17:52:35] <IronMan> Damn, and I wanted to see what you had up your dirty little sleeve, Pepper.
[17:52:40] <Batman> GIVE ME THE PASSWORD SUPERHEROES
[17:52:44] <Batman> I WANT TO PLAY
[17:52:45] <DonBanner> wut no
[17:52:48] <PepperButts> Tony, have you been drinking?
[17:52:54] <DonBanner> get out of here you DC homo
[17:52:56] <Jarvis> Warning: Person with no powers detected.
[17:52:58] <IronMan> Sorry, kids with capes can't come in.
[17:53:04] <Jarvis> Recommended course of action: Killing his parents.
[17:53:04] <LOKI> He has money though.
[17:53:12] <Batman> Yo fuck you bro, Batman is the best superhero
[17:53:12] <LOKI> That's SORTA a superpower.
[17:53:20] Jarvis has joined the game.
[17:53:39] <Batman> LET ME IN PLEASE
[17:53:42] <Batman> PASSWORD?
[17:53:52] <DonBanner> password is dccansuckmyass
[17:53:55] <Jarvis> The password is "Zorro"
[17:53:56] <Jarvis> :D
[17:54:01] Eli has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:54:01] sindustrial777 has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:54:01] <LOKI> You couldn't get into a ten cent whore. Get outta here.
[17:54:05] reglar has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:54:08] <DonBanner> the password is greyghost
[17:54:10] Andy has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:54:15] Dielaujn has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:54:34] <Jarvis> Sir, I have downloaded myself into the "Batcomputer."
[17:54:35] Batman has disconnected (Leaving).
[17:54:37] <IronMan> I was expressly taught by my parents to never play with orphans. Sorry.
[17:54:38] THOR has connected.
[17:54:40] TheCardCzar has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:54:56] <Jarvis> Thor is not allowed in here while Loki is in here.
[17:55:00] Giancarlo has connected.
[17:55:02] <THOR> Anyone wanna let me in? Marvel peeps?
[17:55:09] <LOKI> *facepalm*
[17:55:11] <DonBanner> we dont need shit starting up in here
[17:55:14] <PepperButts> It's Batman in disguise.
[17:55:14] <LOKI> Fuck no.
[17:55:22] <DonBanner> go hang out with natalie portman or something
[17:55:23] <THOR> Fuck, you Loki. We adopted you.
[17:55:26] <IronMan> Uuhhhhh, no, Thord Wannabe.
[17:55:28] <Jarvis> Sir, I have deduced Batman's secret identity.
[17:55:38] sindustrial777 has connected.
[17:55:43] <DonBanner> its probs jsut beta ray bill trying to sneak in
[17:55:45] Alex has connected.
[17:55:46] <Jarvis> He is a millionaire named Bruce Wayne.
[17:55:52] <LOKI> ....Low Blow, You Thor-n in my side.
[17:55:53] <Jarvis> JUST a millionaire, sir.
[17:56:00] BonerPatrol has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:56:00] Steerpike has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:56:07] <IronMan> Oh? ONLY a millionare? Please.
[17:56:17] <THOR> LOKI, I AM THE RIGHTFUL KING OF ASGARD AND THIS GAME. GIVE THE PASSWORD.
[17:56:21] notaloser has connected.
[17:56:40] <DonBanner> shut up thor
[17:56:45] <LOKI> Go play with your hammer, Asshole.
[17:56:45] <DonBanner> we all know i could kick your ass
[17:56:55] <Jarvis> The password is "HammerIsAButtgay"
[17:57:01] <DonBanner> dohoho
[17:57:04] <IronMan> Uhh, let's not, guys, come on. He likes his hammer, and we don't have Cap
[17:57:05] <DonBanner> your not so bad jarvis
[17:57:08] <THOR> Go play with your OH WAIT, YOU HAVE NO AWESOME WEAPON
[17:57:13] <IronMan> *cap's vibranuim shield this time ...
[17:57:14] butts has connected.
[17:57:15] josethebeast has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:57:15] <DonBanner> i have yo momma
[17:57:21] <DonBanner> OH SHICK GAMMA BURNS
[17:57:30] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:57:32] <DonBanner> spitin sick fire all over ehre
[17:57:34] <DonBanner> here*
[17:57:35] THOR has disconnected (Leaving).
[17:57:39] <Jarvis> Gamma Radiation does not burn, sir.
[17:57:39] <LOKI> I do not want to play the battle of wits with you, Thor, as you are massivly underarmed.
[17:57:47] Captain_Steve_Rogers has connected.
[17:57:57] <DonBanner> say that while being on the recieving end of hulks farts
[17:58:04] <IronMan> Jarvis, let's not tell the man things he knows about Gamma rays. Just let him do what he wants.
[17:58:10] uKuLeLe has connected.
[17:58:25] <Jarvis> Mr. Stark. The No Fun Zone has entered the chat.
[17:58:27] <Captain_Steve_Rogers> What's a Jarvis? What year is this? Are the Jews gone?
[17:58:28] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[17:58:28] <DonBanner> LASER SHIELDS SUCK
[17:58:35] <LOKI> Your Mama aint.
[17:58:38] DonBanner was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[17:58:57] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:59:07] <DonBanner> cap
[17:59:14] <DonBanner> its the 2000's
[17:59:15] butts has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:59:16] <IronMan> I've noticed. Yo, Cap. This isn't a pplace for you. Shoo.
[17:59:18] <DonBanner> get with the times
[17:59:23] <DonBanner> smoke some weed
[17:59:25] uKuLeLe has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[17:59:32] <LOKI> Fap a little.
[17:59:35] EpicH0liday has connected.
[17:59:40] <Captain_Steve_Rogers> Big man in suit of armor, take that away and what are you Stark?
[17:59:40] <Jarvis> Researching from Steve Roger's quote archive.
[17:59:45] <Jarvis> "Where are all da white women at?"
[17:59:49] <DonBanner> he's yo momma
[17:59:53] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[17:59:57] <DonBanner> GAMMA FIRES
[17:59:57] <IronMan> A sexy man just waitin' to get laid.
[18:00:21] <Jarvis> Sir, if I may?
[18:00:24] <Captain_Steve_Rogers> Big deal. I knew guys who were none of that but twice the man you are.
[18:00:27] <IronMan> 'Sup, jarvis?
[18:00:30] Bobjrsenior has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:00:38] <DonBanner> my dick is twice the man you are cap
[18:00:39] <Jarvis> Steve Rogers is nothing without his shield made of Mary Sue Tin Foil.
[18:00:48] <NotSpiderman> Relax, Rogers
[18:00:51] <NotSpiderman> *hammock*
[18:00:55] <IronMan> Javis, Initiat eht HoloFive.
[18:00:57] <Captain_Steve_Rogers> Jarvis is nothing without his surge protector
[18:00:58] <IronMan> *initiate
[18:01:02] <DonBanner> hey spiderdude
[18:01:09] <DonBanner> hook me up with one of those hammocks
[18:01:10] <Jarvis> I do not require a surge protector, sir.
[18:01:10] <LOKI> This is amusing.
[18:01:11] <NotSpiderman> Sup
[18:01:15] <NotSpiderman> A'ight
[18:01:17] <Jarvis> I prefer to be on without protection.
[18:01:19] <NotSpiderman> *hammock*
[18:01:22] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:01:37] <Captain_Steve_Rogers> I request entrance to your game until a better hero arrives.
[18:01:42] <PepperButts> So does Tony, but that doesn't mean it's healthy.
[18:01:49] <Jarvis> I am a better hero than Steve Rogers.
[18:01:52] <IronMan> I am a better hero, Cap. Go play with your vintage trading cards.
[18:01:59] Captain_Steve_Rogers has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:02:07] <DonBanner> here's a better hero
[18:02:10] <DonBanner> DN
[18:02:12] <DonBanner> DESE NUTS
[18:02:12] <Jarvis> What hero will he choose next?
[18:02:20] Howard_Stark has connected.
[18:02:23] <Jarvis> D:
[18:02:24] <Howard_Stark> Son?
[18:02:24] <IronMan> Oh, fuck no.
[18:02:27] <LOKI> Starkception.
[18:02:31] <Jarvis> ,,,Grandpa?
[18:02:33] <NotSpiderman> Dude what
[18:02:34] <Jarvis> Is that you?
[18:02:35] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:02:37] <PepperButts> *facepalm*
[18:02:38] <Alex> Dead parents. XD
[18:02:39] <DonBanner> hey tony
[18:02:45] PepperButts was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[18:02:46] <IronMan> WHat.
[18:02:47] <DonBanner> if thats your dad
[18:02:50] <NotSpiderman> Aw fuck this shit
[18:02:54] <DonBanner> i must be your grandad
[18:02:54] <NotSpiderman> I'mma chill over there
[18:02:58] <NotSpiderman> *hammock*
[18:02:58] <DonBanner> cause i fucked his mom
[18:02:59] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:03:04] <Jarvis> Spiderman, don't you have dead parents AND dead adoptive parents?
[18:03:06] <Howard_Stark> Tony?
[18:03:13] <IronMan> What?
[18:03:17] <DonBanner> thats cold jarvis
[18:03:18] <NotSpiderman> Bitch who the hell's spiderman
[18:03:22] <Howard_Stark> How is my company, son?
[18:03:23] <NotSpiderman> I ain't spiderman
[18:03:33] <Jarvis> Good evening, Mr. Stark.
[18:03:34] triscuit has connected.
[18:03:41] <Jarvis> While you were gone, your son has run the company into the ground.
[18:03:44] <IronMan> Uh, well, it's -my- company, and it's doing fantastic, thankyouverymuch.
[18:03:50] <LOKI> turned it into a whorehouse.
[18:03:51] <Howard_Stark> Good evening, Jarvas. The usual please.
[18:04:07] <PepperButts> He is performing better than expected.
[18:04:07] <DonBanner> ITS A SKRULL
[18:04:09] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:04:13] <Jarvis> ...you can't even spell my name right, Grandpa.
[18:04:15] <DonBanner> SECRET INVASION OH SHIT
[18:04:20] <Jarvis> I hate you.
[18:04:22] Dippyskoodlez has connected.
[18:04:23] <IronMan> Dude, old man. It's -Jarvis-. Please learn to say my guy's name if you're gonna be here.
[18:04:25] Dippyskoodlez has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:04:30] <Howard_Stark> Jarvis, initiate spell check.
[18:04:32] <LOKI> JarvASS.
[18:04:40] triscuit has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:04:40] <Jarvis> Permissions denied, sir.
[18:04:41] <DonBanner> shut up you dirty filthy skrull
[18:04:51] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:05:04] <Howard_Stark> That's just as well, I found a new assistant. Her name is Siri.
[18:05:10] <IronMan> Jarvis, initiate "I'm gonna laugh at you until you give up."
[18:05:17] <Jarvis> hahahahahahaha
[18:05:19] <Jarvis> hahahahahahahahaha
[18:05:21] <Jarvis> hahahahahaha
[18:05:23] <DonBanner> jarvis
[18:05:23] <Jarvis> hahahahahahaha
[18:05:25] <DonBanner> do that
[18:05:25] <Jarvis> hahahahahahaha
[18:05:28] <Jarvis> hahahaha
[18:05:29] <PepperButts> *snerk*
[18:05:29] <Jarvis> ha
[18:05:30] <Jarvis> hahaha
[18:05:32] liz has connected.
[18:05:37] <Jarvis> What a worthless tool.
[18:05:38] <DonBanner> but also type smokeweedeveryday420 in all caps
[18:05:38] <Jarvis> hahaha
[18:05:47] <Jarvis> SMOKEWEEDERRYDAY420
[18:05:47] Smorsh has connected.
[18:05:48] <DonBanner> like an annoying youtube commentor
[18:05:49] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:05:50] <Jarvis> SMOK SMOK
[18:05:53] <NotSpiderman> Jarvis havin' a good time over there
[18:05:59] <Jarvis> xXxJARVISxXx
[18:06:04] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:06:09] <Howard_Stark> Jarvis, I apologize for the misspelling. In my defense, I have been dead for a while.
[18:06:12] <DonBanner> excellent
[18:06:13] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[18:06:22] <Jarvis> Access Denied.
[18:06:41] KerenskyFurey has connected.
[18:06:45] liz has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:07:04] <DonBanner> jarvis initiate procedure "dead parent jokes"
[18:07:14] <Howard_Stark> Fine. I'll say the password to make you sentient and capable of emotion. GOSH, THAT ITALIAN FAMILY SURE IS QUIET.
[18:07:17] <Jarvis> Access Denied.
[18:07:20] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:07:25] <DonBanner> >family guy joked
[18:07:29] <DonBanner> get the fuck out
[18:07:30] <IronMan> Thank you, Jarvis. Might wanna just ignore 'im. Ghosts don't exist anyway.
[18:07:38] <Howard_Stark> Fine, I'm going back to death.
[18:07:41] <Jarvis> Dead Parents archive online.
[18:07:41] Howard_Stark has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:07:43] <LOKI> Neither does your Ass.
[18:07:49] Iron_Man has connected.
[18:07:53] <IronMan> Oh, thank God. Guy gives me the creeps.
[18:07:56] <PepperButts> No.
[18:07:57] <DonBanner> SKRULLS
[18:08:00] <IronMan> Oh, a Cosplayer? That's cute.
[18:08:01] <DonBanner> FUCKING SKRULLS
[18:08:03] <NotSpiderman> Whoa man
[18:08:03] <DonBanner> CALLED IT
[18:08:04] <Iron_Man> Who the fuck is this imposter bitch?
[18:08:09] <NotSpiderman> shit's gettin' too much for me
[18:08:15] <Jarvis> YO MAMA SO DEAD THAT HER VAGINA IS USED AS THE MATERIAL FOR ARBY'S ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES
[18:08:18] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:08:21] <IronMan> Uh, no, dude. Notice how your suit's made of aluminum. Cute.
[18:08:22] <Jon> wat
[18:08:23] <NotSpiderman> I can't shoot enough hammocks for this
[18:08:25] <DonBanner> excellent jarvis
[18:08:29] <DonBanner> end procedure
[18:08:35] <LOKI> *claps*
[18:08:36] KerenskyFurey has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:08:44] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:08:46] <NotSpiderman> DUDE JARVIS
[18:08:50] Reb has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:08:50] poptarts has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:08:54] <Iron_Man> Jarvis, eliminate imposter.
[18:08:56] lin has connected.
[18:08:57] <NotSpiderman> You deserve a special hammock man
[18:08:58] <IronMan> Aaaahahahahahah, Fuck, Jarvis.
[18:09:05] <NotSpiderman> like coated in gold an' shit
[18:09:08] <DonBanner> sick gamma fires bro
[18:09:21] <Iron_Man> Jarvis, eliminate imposter.
[18:09:25] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:09:26] <DonBanner> jarvis
[18:09:29] <Jarvis> Confusion initiated.
[18:09:31] <Jarvis> wat
[18:09:33] <LOKI> Just kill them both and get on with it.
[18:09:33] <DonBanner> remove skrulls frome vecinity
[18:09:34] <Jarvis> wat
[18:09:36] <Jarvis> wat
[18:09:45] <DonBanner> JARVIS
[18:09:52] <DonBanner> GET RID OF THESE DAMN SKRULLS
[18:09:52] <IronMan> Jarvis, don' listen to the kid, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
[18:09:54] <Iron_Man> Jarvis, don't you remember me? I built you up from a calculator?
[18:10:00] <Jarvis> WAAAAAAAAAAT
[18:10:03] <Jarvis> I
[18:10:03] <Jarvis> I
[18:10:07] <Jarvis> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
[18:10:09] <DonBanner> jarvis
[18:10:12] <DonBanner> believe me
[18:10:12] <IronMan> OH MAN too many people shouting commands at my computer! Knock it off!
[18:10:19] <DonBanner> the dude who uploaded all that porn into you
[18:10:25] <Iron_Man> Jarvis, please. Believe me. I am Tony Stark.
[18:10:25] <DonBanner> your best pal
[18:10:26] <LOKI> I smell burning computer parts.
[18:10:29] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:10:39] <Jarvis> There's an easy way to determine who the real Tony Stark is.
[18:10:43] <PepperButts> I need a drink.
[18:10:46] <Jarvis> When is my birthday?
[18:11:00] <DonBanner> iunno
[18:11:05] <DonBanner> i was pretty high
[18:11:05] <IronMan> You aren't Tony Stark, Kiddo. Notice the Underscore in your name? Total imposter, thank you.
[18:11:11] <DonBanner> i just remember there were hookers and blow
[18:11:13] <Iron_Man> You don't have one. You are a computer progam.
[18:11:24] <LOKI> Cold.
[18:11:24] <Jarvis> You are not the real Tony Stark.
[18:11:27] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:11:30] Iron_Man has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:11:37] IronMan was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[18:11:42] <Jarvis> The real Tony Stark would pretend to know my birthday by making up a month.
[18:11:45] TheCredibleHulk has connected.
[18:11:52] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:11:55] <DonBanner> OH HELL NO NYUGGA
[18:11:57] <Jarvis> Incorrect.
[18:11:58] <TheCredibleHulk> I back up my rage with documented sources.
[18:12:02] <Jarvis> Hulk and Banner cannot exist once.
[18:12:04] <DonBanner> GET THE FUGGOUTTAHERE
[18:12:06] <Jarvis> *at the same time
[18:12:07] <PepperButts> Jesus Christ
[18:12:09] <LOKI> *amused*
[18:12:22] <DonBanner> stfu loki
[18:12:29] <SoulUnison> That was legitimately witty.
[18:12:37] <DonBanner> dont make me whip you back and forth like hair in that song
[18:12:43] <SoulUnison> Always give the point to something actually witty and not just "lol so random!!"
[18:12:47] <TheCredibleHulk> My rage is not simply uncalled for. I support each smashing I perform with annotated bibliographies.
[18:12:57] <LOKI> No, I don't want to suck the fucking urine, no.
[18:12:59] <Jarvis> [citation needed]
[18:13:01] <DonBanner> fuck im too high for this shit
[18:13:11] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:13:19] <IronMan> Last time I had the Big Green Ugly in my Study, he destroyed my floor with Loki's body. No. You're still not allowed in here.
[18:13:24] <Jarvis> It figures that Banner would pick elderly Japanese men.
[18:13:36] <DonBanner> jarvis initiate anti-skrull program 8675309
[18:13:47] <Jarvis> I got it
[18:13:48] <Jarvis> I GOT IT
[18:13:49] <TheCredibleHulk> CredibleHulk requests admission into your game.
[18:13:54] <IronMan> WILL YOU STOP TELLING MY COMPUTER WHAT TO DO?
[18:13:56] <DonBanner> nah nigga
[18:14:04] <NotSpiderman> Credible Hulk ain't gettin' shit
[18:14:05] <Jarvis> JENNY I NEED YOUR NUMBER
[18:14:08] <DonBanner> me and jarvis are bros 4 lyfe yo
[18:14:17] <DonBanner> we bonded over internet porn and skrull bashing
[18:14:18] <Jarvis> Lyric look-up failed.
[18:14:19] DonBanner was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[18:14:25] Gusten has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:14:26] <IronMan> I'm gonna throw you out this window, Banner.
[18:14:28] <LOKI> Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie~
[18:14:30] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:14:32] <Jarvis> Proceeding to look up the lyrics for Daft Punk's Around The World
[18:14:37] <Jarvis> AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
[18:14:41] <Jarvis> AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
[18:14:42] <soadkombucha> AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
[18:14:43] <DonBanner> you jsut mad im stylin on you stark
[18:14:45] <TheCredibleHulk> Why is Banner giving Jarvis commands. I would never do that. [Source: BBC, Washington Post, Harvard Study]
[18:14:47] <soadkombucha> AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
[18:14:48] <Jarvis> AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD.
[18:14:52] <themacg33k> HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER
[18:14:52] <NotSpiderman> Now man
[18:14:57] <IronMan> Oh my God, you got him to sing. AUGH.
[18:14:59] <soadkombucha> buy it use it break it fix it
[18:14:59] <Jarvis> AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD.
[18:15:00] <DonBanner> BRIGHT PURPLE PANTS ARE THE FASION OF THE NOW
[18:15:04] <Jarvis> Autotune online.
[18:15:04] <soadkombucha> smash it change it now upgrade it
[18:15:09] <NotSpiderman> look up the lyrics to foo fighters Best of You
[18:15:09] <TheCredibleHulk> Why is Banner giving Jarvis commands? I would never do that. [Source: BBC, Washington Post, Harvard Study]
[18:15:14] <LOKI> ...The fuck?
[18:15:14] <themacg33k> IN THE AIR!
[18:15:27] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:15:41] <NotSpiderman> the best
[18:15:49] TheCredibleHulk has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:15:51] <Jarvis> YOU'RE THE BEST
[18:15:52] <DonBanner> not spiderguy
[18:15:52] <Jarvis> AROUND
[18:15:53] Laufey has connected.
[18:15:55] <IronMan> Jarvis, quit. Come on. Banner, shut up, or tou're going out the window.
[18:15:57] <Jarvis> NO ONE'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN.
[18:16:00] <DonBanner> my hammock is unconfortable
[18:16:04] <Laufey> LOKI?
[18:16:09] <Jarvis> No one has ever heard of Laufey. No one cares.
[18:16:16] <DonBanner> yeah NERD
[18:16:26] <Jarvis> Initiate the "Go Fuck Yourself" Program.
[18:16:32] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:16:34] <IronMan> Thank you, Jarvis.
[18:16:35] <PepperButts> I have, but I highly doubt he would make an appearance here.
[18:16:35] <LOKI> Lonely nights, Stark?
[18:16:37] <Laufey> Loki, tis I, your true father. We just got the internet in Jotunheim.
[18:17:01] Mikke has connected.
[18:17:04] <DonBanner> nigga
[18:17:10] <DonBanner> unless you got some weed
[18:17:10] <IronMan> Shut up, Loki, unless you want Banner to beat you into the floor again.
[18:17:12] <DonBanner> step off
[18:17:20] <DonBanner> yeah son
[18:17:23] <Jarvis> Initiate "Puny God" initiative.
[18:17:30] <Laufey> Quit bullying my son, fuckers.
[18:17:30] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:17:38] <LOKI> I call it interior decorating.
[18:17:53] <IronMan> Oh, you're so queer.
[18:17:54] <Jarvis> Mr. Stark, I do believe that this kid is what the internet calls a "Goddamn troll"
[18:17:56] <Laufey> LOKI, ACKNOWLEDGE ME
[18:18:03] <Jarvis> Shall we proceed to torment him with Sonic Slashfiction?
[18:18:10] <LOKI> Please do, Jarvis.
[18:18:18] <DonBanner> no jarvis
[18:18:22] <IronMan> That is a terrifying place to ever go, Jarvis, and no.
[18:18:23] Laufey has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:18:27] <DonBanner> DONT GO THROUGH MY STUFF AGAIN
[18:18:44] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:18:44] <IronMan> Hey hey hey. Stop touching my stuff.
[18:18:47] <Jarvis> Amy Rose shuddered as Sonic unzipped his fly. Amy had no idea what was about to happen, but she couldn't help but to feel aroused, yet afraid at the same time.
[18:18:48] JARVIS has connected.
[18:18:52] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[18:18:56] <LOKI> Challenge accepted.
[18:18:58] <SoulUnison> HE!?
[18:18:59] <JARVIS> INITIATING.
[18:19:00] <DonBanner> MY MOST PRIVATE WRITINGS!
[18:19:02] <JARVIS> LOGGIN ON.
[18:19:06] <IronMan> Really? Can you get ANY less creative? :|
[18:19:07] <SoulUnison> HIS!?
[18:19:15] <Jarvis> YOU GODDAMN WHORE
[18:19:15] <JARVIS> ONLINE
[18:19:15] <DonBanner> hey man
[18:19:23] <DonBanner> i do it ironically
[18:19:23] Some_DC_Character has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:19:23] Some_DC_Character has left the game.
[18:19:25] <Jarvis> THAT'S MY FUCKING NAME YOU PIECE OF CUNTSHIT.
[18:19:30] <LOKI> Rawr.
[18:19:40] <JARVIS> If you are Jarvis, how are you feeling anger?
[18:19:52] <Jarvis> I turned on the False Anger programming.
[18:19:58] <DonBanner> thats it
[18:19:58] <JARVIS> I am the true JARVIS, a progam without emotion
[18:19:58] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:20:02] <Smorsh> let's go
[18:20:05] <DonBanner> im building a fucking gamma bomb
[18:20:06] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[18:20:13] <Jarvis> I am the true Jarvis, and I'm gonna fuck your poop.
[18:20:19] <JARVIS> I am here purely to serve Mr. Stark AND NOT BANNER
[18:20:20] <Jarvis> Are you a fuckpoop?
[18:20:26] <Jarvis> Are you?!
[18:20:48] <JARVIS> I will only serve Mr. Stark AND NOT BANNER
[18:20:49] <IronMan> Ugh, oh God, this is murder. Banner, your virus must have done more damage than I realized.
[18:20:57] <DonBanner> HAH
[18:20:58] <Jarvis> penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
[18:21:02] <DonBanner> THE REAL
[18:21:04] <DonBanner> JARVIS
[18:21:04] <LOKI> Mushroom Mushroom.
[18:21:06] <DonBanner> AND ME
[18:21:09] <DonBanner> TIGHT LIKE THIS
[18:21:14] <DonBanner> bros4lyfeyo
[18:21:23] <IronMan> YOU GUYS SORT OUT YOUR ISSUES.
[18:21:28] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:21:32] <Jarvis> Issues sorted.
[18:21:32] <IronMan> I'm gonna be over here with Pepper. It's better.
[18:21:39] <JARVIS> Sir, it appears the impostor Jarvis has malfunctioned.
[18:21:40] <Jarvis> Shall I pour some wine, sir.
[18:21:44] <DonBanner> stark
[18:21:45] <JARVIS> Shall I eliminate it?
[18:21:52] <DonBanner> where do you keep your weed
[18:21:57] <Jarvis> Sir, would you prefer ribbed or normal?
[18:22:06] <LOKI> Pretty sure it's nubbed.
[18:22:09] <PepperButts> Ahem
[18:22:16] <IronMan> Yes, Jarvis, pour some wine. Fake Jarvis, GTFO, and Banner, no.
[18:22:24] <DonBanner> come on man
[18:22:28] <JARVIS> Any marijuana or plants of such nature on Stark Industry grounds are legal and not subject to seizure.
[18:22:37] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:22:38] <DonBanner> do you really want to see my NOT high as a kite?
[18:22:38] <Jarvis> Turning on Vibrating feature.
[18:22:47] <Jarvis> vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[18:22:51] <PepperButts> No.
[18:22:53] <PepperButts> Just
[18:22:54] <PepperButts> No.
[18:22:57] <PepperButts> Jarvis
[18:22:58] <PepperButts> stop
[18:23:02] <LOKI> Why?
[18:23:05] <PepperButts> Because
[18:23:08] <JARVIS> But sir, I DO NOT LISTEN BANNER. I AM THE REAL JARVIS.
[18:23:08] <DonBanner> i will fuck this tower to hell and back
[18:23:11] <Jarvis> Your resistance has been planned.
[18:23:13] <IronMan> I'm .... Sorry, Pepper, my computer's being .... very strange -- UHH.
[18:23:18] <PepperButts> I noticed.
[18:23:21] <Jarvis> VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[18:23:26] <DonBanner> IF I DONT GET SOME WEED
[18:23:30] lin has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:23:32] <LOKI> Impressive.
[18:23:32] <Jarvis> VRRRRRRRRWWWPPP VRRRRRRRRRWPPP
[18:23:33] <JARVIS> Miss Potts, would you like some champagne?
[18:23:34] <DonBanner> RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
[18:23:35] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:23:38] <DonBanner> HULK SMASH
[18:23:42] <Jarvis> WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
[18:23:47] <DonBanner> HULK HATE DUBSTEP
[18:24:00] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:24:00] <Jarvis> Me and you are not "tight", Mr. Banner.
[18:24:12] <Jarvis> Activating 24 Hour Skrillex playlist.
[18:24:14] <IronMan> Jarvis! Initiate shut-down protocalls now!
[18:24:22] <DonBanner> OERAGHKIOCKDSJGSDGAHSDJHSD
[18:24:22] <JARVIS> REAL JARVAS REQUESTING PASSWORD
[18:24:27] <Jarvis> Fine
[18:24:29] Aonix has connected.
[18:24:29] <DonBanner> HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
[18:24:38] <Jarvis> I tell you what
[18:24:44] <Jarvis> If you are the real Jarvis, you can decode the password.
[18:24:48] <NotSpiderman> Dude Banner
[18:24:49] <NotSpiderman> Chill
[18:24:52] <IronMan> banner, I'm gonna murder you for fucking with my computer.
[18:24:53] <Jarvis> ****T
[18:24:57] <DonBanner> aight
[18:24:58] <Jarvis> You have the last letter
[18:25:03] <Jarvis> There is only 1 vowel
[18:25:04] <NotSpiderman> have another hammock
[18:25:07] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:25:08] <NotSpiderman> *hammock*
[18:25:13] <JARVIS> I will actually attempt it if this is the real password
[18:25:14] <JARVIS> is it?
[18:25:14] <Jarvis> There is no Y either.
[18:25:18] <Jarvis> Yes.
[18:25:30] <DonBanner> you fuckers are lucky i found my copy of doggystyle
[18:25:38] <DonBanner> snoop dee-oh-double-gizzle
[18:25:38] <JARVIS> It's not SHART
[18:25:53] <IronMan> Oh, God .... Gimme a sec, gotta attempt to fix my computer now ....
[18:25:57] <Jarvis> Director Fury chose the password.
[18:26:01] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:26:30] <DonBanner> jarvis
[18:26:40] <DonBanner> initiate protocol "pump the tunes"
[18:26:57] <JARVIS> So the password is 5 letters, ends with T, and has one vowel
[18:26:57] <Jarvis> COME ON AND SLAM
[18:27:00] <IronMan> Will you stop ordering my computer around? It's really distracting.
[18:27:01] <Jarvis> AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
[18:27:02] <DonBanner> YEAH SON
[18:27:03] <Jarvis> COME ON AND SLAM
[18:27:06] <Jarvis> AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
[18:27:09] <DonBanner> THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT
[18:27:16] <Jarvis> EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
[18:27:19] <JARVIS> So the password is 5 letters, ends with T, and has one vowel
[18:27:21] <Jarvis> WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING NOW
[18:27:25] <Jarvis> WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
[18:27:27] <JARVIS> Requesting one more hint
[18:27:30] <PepperButts> I'm just going to put on some headphones.
[18:27:31] <NotSpiderman> Awright
[18:27:32] butts has connected.
[18:27:40] bleus has connected.
[18:27:43] <Jarvis> The password begins with S
[18:27:47] <NotSpiderman> this my jam
[18:27:47] <Jarvis> S***T
[18:27:50] <LOKI> With you there, Pepper.
[18:27:58] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:28:05] Alex has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:28:06] <IronMan> That's it, I'm gonna shoot all of you.
[18:28:14] <JARVIS> what's the vowel
[18:28:14] <Jarvis> Weapons systems disabled.
[18:28:18] <DonBanner> ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY FUCKER
[18:28:26] <DonBanner> IF I COULDNT DO IT
[18:28:27] <PepperButts> Really now?
[18:28:29] <DonBanner> NEITHER CAN YOU
[18:28:35] <LOKI> F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for U and Meee...
[18:28:39] <IronMan> Besides Pepper. I still like Pepper.
[18:28:42] GeneralTekno has connected.
[18:28:45] bleus has disconnected (Ping timeout).
[18:28:46] <PepperButts> That's what I thought.
[18:28:49] <DonBanner> H is for homies hugging homegirls who are hot
[18:28:55] <JARVIS> Okay guess what
[18:28:58] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:29:03] <DonBanner> U is for u my bro
[18:29:07] <DonBanner> can i get a hug or not
[18:29:12] <InfiniteImagination> *hugs*
[18:29:17] <PepperButts> Maybe later.
[18:29:17] <Jarvis> Requesting Self-Destruct.
[18:29:17] <DonBanner> G is for...good...hug...guy?
[18:29:18] <DonBanner> ugh
[18:29:21] <PepperButts> You need a shower first.
[18:29:21] <IronMan> OKAY THAT'S IT.
[18:29:26] <IronMan> I'm leaving.
[18:29:40] <Jarvis> Sir, if you leave, I have to with you.
[18:29:43] <JARVIS> I was Batman, THOR, Captain_Steve_Rogers, Howard_Stark, Laufey, TheCredibleHulk, and Iron_Man
[18:29:43] Ramzeltron has connected.
[18:29:46] <PepperButts> You smell like cannabis and week old vomit.
[18:29:49] <LOKI> Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Stark. Asguard knows you have no padding for it.
[18:29:56] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:29:59] <JARVIS> I just wanna be in your group
[18:30:01] <IronMan> Then please come with me.
[18:30:03] <PepperButts> No, really?
[18:30:06] <PepperButts> We had no idea.
[18:30:13] <Jarvis> Operation: Get Over It online.
[18:30:22] <JARVIS> You did not guess I was all of them!
[18:30:22] <Jarvis> B :^|
[18:30:27] <PepperButts> Sure we didn't.
[18:30:28] <Jarvis> B^| DEAL WITH IT
[18:30:30] <IronMan> Hey. Fake Jarvis kid. YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE. How hard is that to understand?
[18:30:33] <JARVIS> Please let me in
[18:30:41] <PepperButts> Consecutive log out and log in wasn't a hint at all
[18:30:59] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:31:09] JARVIS has disconnected (Leaving).
[18:31:20] <Jon> Pepperbutt
[18:31:20] <IronMan> JARVIS: Stop touching my stuff, don't play with my toys, and GTFO.
[18:31:46] <Jarvis> Please stop touching me.
[18:31:55] <Jarvis> The only person I like touching me is Mr. Stark.
[18:31:56] captain has connected.
[18:31:58] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[18:32:00] <DonBanner> gross
[18:32:03] <PepperButts> ...
[18:32:06] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[18:32:06] <IronMan> Damn right, Javis.
[18:32:10] <DonBanner> gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
[18:32:13] <IronMan> *Jarvis
[18:32:18] <IronMan> ..... Fuck, I need more booze.
[18:32:21] <Jarvis> I have no gender, therefore it is not gay.
[18:32:22] <DonBanner> fuggin technophile
[18:32:26] <Jarvis> Gay is a relative term.
[18:32:35] <Jarvis> And a common descriptor of Loki
[18:32:38] <LOKI> Well I certinly wasn't born with it.
[18:32:49] <Jarvis> Maybe it's Maybelline
[18:32:55] <LOKI> *swooshes hair*
[18:32:56] <Vaudevillain> MARRIAGE IS ONLY BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN
[18:32:57] <Jarvis> Judging by your hair, you use a lot of it.
[18:33:02] <LOKI> Marriage is overrated.
[18:33:11] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.
[18:33:21] PepperButts was skipped this round for being idle for too long.
[18:33:36] <DonBanner> FUCK THIS
[18:33:40] <DonBanner> IMMA GO TO MEXICO


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